Rivers Cuomo Wants You Back

can you write a song about how rivers cuomo at the weezer concert in atlanta kissed me on the lips? backstory: 

i was at the weezer concert in atlanta on the indie rock roadtrip and i was on my chair because the crowd was hard to see through and rivers cuomo (lead singer of weezer) pointed me out in the middle of the crowd and called me by my name (reza (pronounced "ray-zuh")) and told me to come on stage. as i walked up, he grabbed me by my shoulders and kissed me on the lips and played the weezer riff. i screamed because we were on the jumbo tron of the concert i told him i loved him and id see him after the show. he winked and sent me offstage as thhe crowd cheered