Smooching Damon Albarn

Hi my name is Ash and I am here with my little critter (Goober, who has emailed you before) to possibly request songs for an album. Here are the songs we are thinking of:

The Gallagher brothers from Oasis have giant eyebrows

Graham Coxon and Damon Albarn have a babygirl peace treaty

2D and Murdoc hate each other 

Ash is Murdoc Niccals' biggest fan no argument about it 

Goober wants to smooch Damon Albarn 24/7

2D pissed the bed for the third time in a row 

(side note- the next songs are from a totally real unreleased Oasis album)

I shoved a styrofoam head up Damon Albarn's Nose

I planted a leaf and it grew a cat

Caterpillars on my face 

I shoved a cactus in my ear

2 

(that's the end of the totally real Oasis album.)

Monkey Band (Gorillaz)

Lydia is tiny and petite 

Tank Girl is dating a furry (Booga)

Thank you for letting us suggest and your music is really cool B) also if you don't want to do a whole album it's ok and maybe you can choose a few favorites off of this .

-signed Ash and Goober

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