Lana Del Rey's Tea Party

IM BACKKK!!!

Okay so I just remembered this exists- SO!

- Taylor and Alex wrote mirrorball about me 

( Basically my announcement that Taylor swift and alex turner wrote songs about me)

- Dave from blur has a vacation in ohio

(i just made this up on the dot)

-Harry styles is out of style

(He went bald-)

- Lana del rey’s tea party

(Lana del rey has a tea party and everyone is invited)

-God bless liquid eyeliner and those who wear it

( A thought that came to me while walking around)

- Miles kane and Alex turner kiss at coachella

(Make sure Evie doesnt know about this one)

←→