Alex James' Feet Cheese


Hey Penny Bank,



I hope you are doing well. 

I know that you are very popular and you have a lot of requests coming in everyday, but my name is Laurel and I am a big fan of your songs, especially the song you have about Damon Albarn Prism. I think it conveys its message about the Damon Albarn prism in a spectacular way, and I have made my friends listen to it, Clockwork Orange style.


So I was wondering if you could write a song about Alex James' feet cheese.

I will give you some information on him and his cheese.


So first of all, Alex is a bassist in a band called Blur. He is a Tory and he makes cheese so he is called the cheeseman.

He has a cheese called Blue Monday and it tastes good, but I have a theory this cheese is from his feet.


I would like you to make a song about his cheesy feet and him harvesting the cheese from his feet. 



I have some pictures attached of Alex, his cheese and his feet. I hope you will read this email soon, and theres no pressure about doing it quickly.


Also I was wondering if you had anywhere I could give you some money? I think your music is amazing and I'd love to support your work, so if I can do that in anyway I would be really happy. 



Thank you so much,

Your Fan

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