Mr. Bryant Has A Tail

My band director (Mr. Bryant) is a very bipolar person. He can be sweet and kind but he is also very angry and abusive to his band students. One time, he threw a kid out the window. There’s even rumors of a secret torture chamber in the back of the band room.  He also secretly has a tail (don’t ask how I know that.) I’m writing this to you because my friend was a victim of his abuse once. He meant to hit someone else but instead he threw a paper plate at my friend. This is very serious because it could’ve decapitated her. I heard your song about gerard way and thought you could help me out. 

please help us all,

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