Even Ghosts Need Love (Sue and Pink Pac-Man)

dear penny bank..... i first listened to your songs when someone on twitter posted the instant classic Electric Eel Cookie is Gay... i was instantly captivated. i am a gimornous fan of yours penny bank and i have a request!!!!!!

can you make a song about sue the purple ghost from pac-man. she is a very beautiful woman and she is lesbian and she loves to kiss all the other girl ghosts. could you also include pinky the pink ghost from pac-man. she is quite possibly a transgender woman and is good friends with sue. it would be a life-changing experience if you make a song about the two thank you so much penny bank. i love you

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