William Murderface

Dear Penny Bank,

i write to you to request a song about my favourite character William Murderface of fictional band Dethklok (also from a show called Metalocalypse). here are some notes. 

he is very cute and very cool. He plays bass except he isnt very good at it and his bandmate skwisgaar skwigelf has to teach him how to play the bass lines. 

he loves scented candles. he also loves medieval torture and collects medieval torture devices and civil war memorabilia. he also has most likely been possessed by this evil guy called salacia. 

he has a side band called planet piss which only has like 1 song but its ok. he also got kicked out of Dethklok for a bit because he was being rude (along with his other bandmate Toki Wartooth) and both of them started a record label called murdertooth records. 

he also wants to become attractive so that his fans will write gay fanfiction about him. he also is a closeted homosexual which is very sad and he also percieves himself as ugly and there are multiple episodes dedicated to his feelings about himself or at least have a section of him being sad about it. he frequently expresses homosexual feelings towards his bandmates such as; asking them to jack off with him, being very touchy with them, stating he finds them attractive, and he has very intently stared at toki's ass and also leaped on him due to sexual frustration. he also thinks if he was attractive it'd be okay that hes gay because only gay guys are hot. 

in conclusion, he is a very sad character but hes dear to my heart and is very silly and adorable and gorgeous and wonderful and amazing and it warms my heart whenever hes onscreen 

Thanks,

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