What's Wrong With Issa Rat?

*reguarding the "issa rat" part, I followed up with the requester and made sure that issa rat would be alright with the song being public

Hello Mr. Penny Bank

I love your work Mr Penny Bank sir. I love your works about members of the English band Blur being "babygirls". I have a wacky request for you, however. It's quite goofy, so I need you to bear with me here . I would like you to write a song about my good pal, 'issa rat'. Mention how this 'issa rat' fellow gets no bitches (relationships), does not go outside, and uses Discord all day.

I have another wacky request. Throughout my research, I've gathered that you are quite the babygirl yourself. This is precisely what I need you to write a song about. That's right, you are now being crowned as the biggest babygirl. The virus has spread. 

Thank you, Mr. Penny Banks Sir. I love you.

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