Torture O Duck

hi!! love your humorous songs, could i request a song about my friend simon's small chicken/duck stuff toy named TOD?

some little context:

TOD stands for torture o duck, the reason hes called that is because he gets beat up for fun, but doesnt feel pain. he got saved by a chicken nugget factory. he often gets kidnapped or stole by some dude named st4rs (stars,my other friend)

thanks!!!!!!!!!!!! :3

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