Just Not Playing Chaos Quest

Hello, Penny! I made another fan song. It's pretty awesome! It's called "Just Not Playing Chaos Quest"! Check it out!

The Keys that appear before every verse:

*symbol missing because it doesn't work in this site* = You sing musically

*symbol missing because it doesn't work in this site*= You narrate/read normally

One day, Book and her team felt sad

After pouring cursed water onto their funny plant

Luckily she found a game that's so rad

And the name of the game is "Chaos Quest"

Just Not got on their personal laptops

Read through the warning trying not to flip-flop

"Save often" is the rule

Game overs are not cool

Then they pressed "Let's Begin" and drank some pop

Pillow says, "Let's pick Deady the Dead Horse"

I don't know why because they like a dead corpse

They clicked at once like twin hamsters

And, final score is dumb, they all got game overs

So Just Not clicked on Storple instead

Brown hair, blue skin, maybe he likes bread

Spring October Afternoon at 9:03 AM

Bomby laughs and says "This game is my jam!"

Three of them picked the kitchen, the other three picked the bathroom

Pillow decided to jump out the window, dude

Pillow dies in molten lava and respawns and picked the kitchen

Bomby, Naily, and Cake made the toothpaste open

Out popped Cthulhu and Bomby goes crazy

"How did Cthulhu get in that toothpaste?"

Book ate peanut butter, but has peanut allergies

Nickel ate Toaster-Os with milk and went zappy

Price Tag ate an apple stapled to an orange

And... 

oh wait. I forgot. Nothing rhymes with orange.

Anyways, once they ate the stapled food

They choked to death because staples are not good.

Book suddenly realized after eating spaghetti

It wasn't that bad if you eat the right eats

Nickel ate an apple, Price Tag ate spaghetti

Seriously, no one ate an orange? That's crazy!

They opened the door and got sucked into a black hole and transported to some kind of garbage dump in space and met a green slime kitten. Book pets the kitten but got absorbed. Price Tag tries to attack it but gotten eaten in one gulp. Nickel does nothing, then said yes. Time passes and Nickel dies from old age. Price Tag said hello and realized that you have to say hi to the kitten.

Book said huh, Price Tag said why is that, but Nickel ended up saying Nyargleplorf

The kitten named Lamposis sends Nickel to the Sun where he suddenly go Snorf

He said huh like he just died a while ago

But ended up saying hmmm instead, oh.

Nickel clicked "No you don't get another option"

And went back to the beginning and he went "Cary Huang Man!"

Two pops out of nowhere and said What's Up?

Book said "we're playing chaos quest" that's what's up

Two announces them that Cake at Stake is in one hour

So they closed their laptop and went to the plates because they want Two's power

And that is why Just Not is the wackiest team in the show.

The End.

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